lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via assume)

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

(via im--undefeated)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via im--undefeated)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(via covocal)